Have a care how you speed!
Take the motorist's case:--
On his tomb you can read,
"Requiescat in pace."
Illustration: LIFE'S LITTLE IRONIES.--
Motorist. "Conductor! How can I strike the Harrow road?"
Conductor. "'Arrer road? Let's see. Second to right, third to--it's a good way, sir. I tell 'ee, sir. Just follow that green bus over there; that'll take you right to it!"
