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Not George Washington 21Part 2 · One in the Eye
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Literature · Humor
Not George Washington 21
Part 2 · One in the Eye
WestbrookEnglish
(Sidney Price’s narrative continued)
“Serpose I oughtn’t ter ’ave let on, that’s it, ain’t it?” from Tom Blake.
“Seemed to me that if one of the three gave the show away to the other two, the compact made by each of the other two came to an end automatically,” from myself.
“The reason I have broken my promise of secrecy is this: that I’m determined we three shall make a united demand for a higher rate of payment. You, of course, have your own uses for the money, I need mine for those humanitarian objects for which my whole life is lived,” from the Reverend.
“Wot ’o,” said Blake. “More coin. Wot ’o. Might ’ave thought o’ that before.”
“I’m with you, sir,” said I. “We’re entitled to a higher rate, I’ll make a memo to that effect.”
“No, no,” said the Reverend. “We can do better than that. We three should have a personal interview with Cloyster and tell him our decision.”
“When?” I asked.
“Now. At once. We are here together, and I see no reason to prevent our arranging the matter within the hour.”
“But he’ll be asleep,” I objected.
“He won’t be asleep much longer.”
“Yus, roust ’im outer bed. That’s wot I say. Wot ’o for more coin.”
It was now half-past two in the morning. I’d missed the 12:15 back to Brixton slap bang pop hours ago, so I thought I might just as well make a night of it. We jumped into our overcoats and hats, and hurried to Fleet Street. We walked towards the Strand until we found a four-wheeler. We then drove to No. 23, Walpole Street.
The clocks struck three as the Reverend paid the cab.
“Hullo!” said he. “Why, there’s a light in Cloyster’s sitting-room. He can’t have gone to bed yet. His late hours save us a great deal of trouble.” And he went up the two or three steps which led to the front door.
A glance at Tom Blake showed me that the barge-driver was alarmed. He looked solemn and did not speak. I felt funny, too. Like when I first handed round the collection-plate in our parish church. Sort of empty feeling.
But the Reverend was all there, spry and business-like.
He leaned over the area railing and gave three short, sharp taps on the ground floor window with his walking-stick.
Behind the lighted blind appeared the shadow of a man’s figure.
“It’s he!” “It’s him!” came respectively and simultaneously from the Reverend and myself.
After a bit of waiting the latch clicked and the door opened. The door was opened by Mr. Cloyster himself. He was in evening dress and hysterics. I thought I had heard a rummy sound from the other side of the door. Couldn’t account for it at the time. Must have been him laughing.
At the sight of us he tried to pull himself together. He half succeeded after a bit, and asked us to come in.
To say his room was plainly furnished doesn’t express it. The apartment was like a prison cell. I’ve never been in gaol, of course. But I read “Convict 99” when it ran in a serial. The fire was out, the chairs were hard, and the whole thing was uncomfortable. Never struck such a shoddy place in my natural, ever since I called on a man I know slightly who was in “The Hand of Blood” travelling company No. 3 B.
“Delighted to see you, I’m sure,” said Mr. Cloyster. “In fact, I was just going to sit down and write to you.”
“Really,” said the Reverend. “Well, we’ve come of our own accord, and we’ve come to talk business.” Then turning to Blake and me he added, “May I state our case?”
“Most certainly, sir,” I answered. And Blake gave a nod.
“Briefly, then,” said the Reverend, “our mission is this: that we three want our contracts revised.”
“What contracts?” said Mr. Cloyster.
“Our contracts connected with your manuscripts.”
“Since when have the several matters of business which I arranged privately with each of you become public?”
“Tonight. It was quite unavoidable. We met by chance. We are not to blame. Tom Blake was——”
“Yes, he looks as if he had been.”
“Our amended offer is half profits.”
“More coin,” murmured Blake huskily. “Wot ’o!”
“I regret that you’ve had your journey for nothing.”
“You refuse?”
“Absolutely.”
“My dear Cloyster, I had expected you to take this attitude; but surely it’s childish of you. You are bound to accede. Why not do so at once?”
“Bound to accede? I don’t follow you.”
“Yes, bound. The present system which you are working is one you cannot afford to destroy. That is clear, because, had it not been so, you would never have initiated it. I do not know for what reason you were forced to employ this system, but I do know that powerful circumstances must have compelled you to do so. You are entirely in our hands.”
“I said just now I was delighted to see you, and that I had intended to ask you to come to me. One by one, of course; for I had no idea that the promise of secrecy which you gave me had been broken.”
The Reverend shrugged his shoulders.
“Do you know why I wanted to see you?”
“No.”
“To tell you that I had decided to abandon my system. To notify you that you would, in future, receive no more of my work.”
There was a dead silence.
“I think I’ll go home to bed,” said the Reverend.
Blake and myself followed him out.
Mr. Cloyster thanked us all warmly for the excellent way in which we had helped him. He said that he was now engaged to be married, and had to save every penny. “Otherwise, I should have tried to meet you in this affair of the half-profits.” He added that we had omitted to congratulate him on his engagement.
His words came faintly to our ears as we tramped down Walpole Street; nor did we, as far as I can remember, give back any direct reply.
Tell you what it was just like. Reminded me of it even at the time: that picture of Napoleon coming back from Moscow. The Reverend was Napoleon, and we were the generals; and if there were three humpier men walking the streets of London at that moment I should have liked to have seen them.
