Never rains where Jim is--
People kickin', whinin';
He goes round insistin',--
"Sun is almost shinin'!"
Never's hot where Jim is--
When the town is sweatin';
He jes' sets and answers,--
"Well, I ain't a-frettin'!"
Never's cold where Jim is--
None of us misdoubt it,
Seein' we're nigh frozen!
He "ain't thought about it!"
Things that rile up others
Never seem to strike him!
"Trouble-proof," I call it,--
Wisht that I was like him!
