Sharp Person (asks, singing). In what hand should a cricketer write?
Dull Person (answers, also singing). I don't quite understand.
Sharp Person (annoyed). Shall I repeat--
Sharper Person (briskly sings). Oh no! I see't,
He'll write in a bowl'd round hand.
[Exit SHARP PERSON L.H. SHARPER PERSON dances off R.H. DULL PERSON is left thinking.