Mr. Punch's Book of Sport 24 – Anonymous · Verses Across
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Mr. Punch's Book of Sport 24A Hundred Up
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Literature · Humor
Mr. Punch's Book of Sport 24
A Hundred Up
AnonymousEnglish
Tommy (reading daily paper). What's a centenarian, Bill?
Bill (promptly). A cricketer, of course, who makes a hundred runs.
Tommy. You don't say so. I thought he was called a centurion.
A well-known cricketer was expecting an interesting family event. Suddenly the nurse rushed into his smoking-room. "Well, nurse?" he said, "what is it?" "Two fine byes," announced the nurse.
